curve model

Euphemism for "plus-size model," "fat model"

"Ed, what's this article mean, calling Ashley Graham a 'curve model '?"

—"Nice way of saying she's fat."

by sqeptiq March 11, 2018

Belgian Curve

Extreme upward curvature of the penis.

"That guy's dick curves quite a lot... He has a mad belgian curve."

by Colin S. June 13, 2007

cross eyed curves

A curvy, voluptuous woman with such large breasts, small waist, and large ass that one can go cross-eyed looking at her body.

Damn! Check out Sally, she's got cross eyed curves!

by thenicholas1 March 16, 2010

curber

People who fix up cars, buy low and sell high, then advertise them in the classifieds. Often ICBC wrecks repaired in a little backyard "professional shop".

Hi, I'm a curber. I have six cars on craigslist and choose to claim they're family owned because I'm a douchebag.

by sonabitch November 10, 2007

Curves

A woman's breast to hip ratio. Bust, Waist, and Hips measurements. Often plump women claim to be curvy, but their curves are hidden under a layer of fat so really can't tell if they have curves or not.

Marilyn Monroe, Beyonce Knowles, hourglass Figures, curves


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by Mina la flakita March 4, 2009

Curved Ruler

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.

Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.

by Ânonymous March 11, 2015

Curvey trouser

The sexual act of using body fluid(feces, semen, blood, or urine) to stick tight to your partner like glue, during doggy style sex. Stuck tight to their body like a pair of pants.

Me and my girlfriend did a curvey trouser last night. It took the shower to separate our bodies.

by JeromeB March 2, 2018