Definitions by Ânonymous

Curved Ruler 

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.

Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.

Curved Ruler by Ânonymous March 11, 2015

prop pillow 

A pillow you put under your girl to prop up her hips when you bang her

Don't sleep with the prop pillow.

prop pillow by Ânonymous November 10, 2014