Curved Ruler

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.
Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.
by Ânonymous March 11, 2015
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A pillow you put under your girl to prop up her hips when you bang her
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