cubicle person

Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA

"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."

by Golf6tdi May 24, 2016

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Johnny Cubicle

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.

"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".

by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018

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Shit cubicle

A bathroom stall

“Well, time go go back to the shit cubicle! I’ve had a big lunch!

by Neon bananas March 21, 2019

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Cubi-Asshole

Pronounced-{coo-Bye..Asshole}
Cubi-Asshole; slang for goodbye friend.

YOU- Eyy dude, I have to go home and do the do's
FRIEND- Ight Cubi-Asshole

Also: CUBI' MEAGHAN

by jmilla1818 February 26, 2009

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Cubitize

Verb /-ing,-ed/ ; Being made to work in a cubicle size space; Slang (past tense) ; "Cubed", ex. " Oh Man!", he just got "cubed" by that fool!" Noun form ; "Cubicle", the cubicle size space" you work in. Adj. ; "Cubical," "Cube",) judgemental, narrow/closeminded, "stereotyping" attitude that one displays. Usually used out of spite or jealousy. ex. "You're not gettin all "Cubical" on me, are you? ex. "Don't be gettin all "Cube" on me Beotch!"; Adj./adj.; "Cubically", ex. Someone who is cubically challenged

ex. If you don't have that project on my desk by 6am, I'll have to "CUBITIZE" you, and I know how much you like your new corner office, so don't let me down!

by phoobin May 2, 2010

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