cobblemaster

he who cannot recognize his piss poor quality of work, because he believes, he's the man

hey tony, you want to help replace that floor john did? what a flippin' cobblemaster!

by steven wally December 16, 2008

chubble

Chubble, or "China-Bubble": An economic bubble, or inflation of asset values from overheated economic activity, within The Republic of China, that eventually will burst into a deflationary recession (or, worse, depression) of the Chinese economy.

Coined by: Henry B., per: [e-mail]

Proper Usage of Chubble:
Chubble, or "China-Bubble," is the wave of the future. In just two syllables, it captures the enormity of 1.4 billion people in the worlds 4th (soon to be 3rd) biggest economy, a construction boom soaking up half of the world’s heavy-lift construction cranes, and a stock market that can gain or lose 6% of its value in a single day (sometimes both) without anyone batting an eye.
Chubble is expressive. Chubble is poignant. Best of all, Chubble is inherently funny because it sounds kinda like ‘Chubby.’
Best of all, Chubble is extremely flexible as a word, as you can see in these Suggested Headlines:

* For the Wall Street Journal, the next time China dumps $100 billion in U.S. real estate or stocks: “More Chubble Cash Floods U.S. Markets.”

* For the New York Post, should a crash ever occur: “Chubble Chursts.”

The Broader Context of Chubble
If you’re like most of the world, you’re asking yourself “What does this mean? How should I feel about China’s emerging strength internationally? Is China a threat, or an instrument of world prosperity? Are they a partner or usurper? How will their internal politics translate to the world stage? Is this sustainable? Can it possibly come to rest gently on an even keel, or must any wave that crests so high inevitably come crashing down? And if it does crash, will it be on our—“

by Chico M July 29, 2009

magic cobbler

synonym for a drug dealer

"when i'm older, i plan on being a first rate magic cobbler"

by newsfaker July 20, 2009

Cobblestoned

To smoke so much weed that you cannnot distinguish what you are doing.

I am so cobblestoned, how do they expect me to work under these conditions.

by Jimber Baluchie May 31, 2006

cobble-stomper

An offensive term for Narrow backs or anyone of Leprachaun decent. The word comes from cobble-stone like the roads in Ireland. The stomper part comes from the way a drunken Irish person would walk or river dance their ass across the cobblestone road.

The Boondock Saints is a movie about two cobble-stompers and a wop who kill pinkos and other greaseball mafia dagos.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 9, 2009

Cobblesome

to define something of worth good

“thats a cobblesome base you got there sir”

by QT_bee0wU June 29, 2022

Cobbler

n. A police officer. Derivative of cop, copper. See also popo, smokey, the fuzz, 5-0. Most often used in the plural, i.e. the cobblers.

Our apartment got broken into. The cobblers said they wouldn't dust for prints.

We were high as birds and being really loud only to find out that the cobblers were parked right around the corner.

by jeejee0 August 28, 2005