crump nugget

saying your adorable and want to kiss and hug u allll the time :)

you little crump nugget!

by vballchic<3 June 15, 2011

California Crumpet

When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.

"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."

by Flyhunter November 2, 2008

tea and crumpet nigga

a common way to refer to a british person

" that tea n crumpet nigga sure loves those fishsticks."

by ak harry June 21, 2006

crompton

the inability to play quarterback

Crompton's ability to lose a game despite being surrounded with great talent

by Crompton's Lover September 23, 2009

chumptastic

Something that was gloriousy bad

Did you see the Heat beat the Mavs? That was chumptastic!

by DustinOwens July 1, 2006

crumplesack

An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.

The preflight crew forgot to leave water bottles on the jet for us? What a bunch of crumplesacks!

by Commander Crumplestiltskin February 25, 2017

crumpled heap

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.

I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.

by Mala Propism February 7, 2009