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Go commit Juice wrld

To overdose in a airport on highly illegal drugs.
I’m going to go commit Juice wrld in the middle of the chicago airport.
by Daddy Shrimp Dick January 8, 2021
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Paper Commitment

A California prison sentence served in County jail. Following completion of the term, the offender is transported to a California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR) Reception Center, assigned a CDCR Number, and released on parole. A Paper Commitment suggests that the offender received favorable treatment from the District Attorney's Office.
Slim: Hey homey! That fool Sneaky just got released from jail!

Zo: What? That cat was caught up in a murder case!

Slim: Sneaky got out on a Paper Commitment. Plead to being an accessory. Got time served.

Zo: Uh huh. Sneaky's been tellin'.

Slim: Cuz there's no way a bitchmade rat witness like him gets a Paper Commitment in a murder case without signin' some statements.
by ZXY&ABC April 6, 2023
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litty committee

a committee of the most authentically lit people ever
-our party is trash
-i just invited the litty committee
by thelittycommitteecreator March 26, 2017
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cutthroat committee

a committee, a group if you will, of select cutthroats (you know who you is) that do cutty ass deeds for the betterment of the yay, and the world as a whole yadig.
To name a few: smoking several blunts at once, would be something a member would be frequently involved in. GOing to the EM and getting hella dope food, after certain activities (stevie yadidi) ugh. drifting in the bh lot.
you gotta be hella cutty to be in the committee, no doubt.

"damn, the cutthroat committee is hella cutty"
by kingdonn January 22, 2008
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hulu and commitment

A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.
Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment ;)
by Jazzyfizzle November 2, 2015
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commit

"I can't believe i beat it with that nasty chick"
"Yeah yo, you should commit"
by THunter December 29, 2007
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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time
Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
by Smeeagain October 31, 2011
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