crescent

an odd shaped biscuit with a soft fluffy filling usually associated with the 'Pillsberry Dough Boy'.

caring nutritionist- Dont eat that crescent! it will make you fat

pillsberry dough boy- STFU.

by melanie IS a CRACKER November 25, 2007

Cressida

A family disappointment

You’re such a Cressida

by Whale Shit September 3, 2020

crespo

To masturbate creepily, more specifically in a public area.

Derived from Puerto Rican singing sensation Elvis Crespo, who was recently accused of masturbating under an airplane blanket next to a woman on his airplane.

To complete a crespo completely, one should later deny any accusations that follow.

"ca...CABRON que carajos estas haciendo? te stas tirando un crespo aki mismo a mi lado?"/ "no me acuerdo"

"dude i just pulled a crespo in lecture today"

by Victor Gomez May 21, 2009

crespi

a short stocky man, typically with an uncircumcised penis,often obsessed with large breasts.

That guy is such a crespi

by joe joe green April 27, 2007

creson

a drunken, beastly, bed wetting, obnoxious, man whore

That creson went home with another Royal Bear slut and pissed on her.

by atown dictionary February 28, 2009

Crescenda

Crescenda- A female musician, songwriter, & artist

A Crescenda- the female version of what a crescendo does in music but in real life

A gradual increase or decrease (hence the term being derived from Crescendo) in money, power, or fame

Crescenda dropped 20 albums of her music all over the Internet

He’s waiting on a crescenda to increase his money, power, & fame

by Andrea Pearson Haas June 28, 2020

Crescendo of Suck

When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.

Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them

Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.

by madworldradio October 15, 2009