Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

crestie

A shortened version of the word crested gecko. These are medium sized geckos found on New Caledonia, which have grown increasingly popular in the reptile hobby.

Bro, you want to buy a crestie at the reptile expo today?

by Zlotz March 4, 2021

Crestview Poo

When you make a donkey poop in toothpaste, and then throw it at people

Pete made me angry, so I made some Crestview Poo and threw it in his car

by Johndawatthebomb.com January 27, 2021

Cristanne

A person who is all knowing

Let’s ask cristanne

by Rose thorn July 23, 2021

Cresto

To be the best and have to deal with haters.

Crestoing ain't easy but it sure is fun.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Cristan

Cristan is mafia

Cristan is a good friend, but, if you are a ballbreaker, he will kill you with his Tommy Gun

by Sessoanale November 22, 2021

Cresia

“Gift of God”

Cresia, is a god send.

Anyone would be lucky to have a Cresia in their life.

by anonymous November 22, 2021