Cream Boy

A boy who has an unhealthy obsession with cream, in all forms. May even declare his love for cream on trains, to strangers because this passion is so deep he feels compelled to share it with those surrounding him.

"Hey did you see *ben* last night, he was completely covered in whipped cream!"
"Yeah! he was being real cream boy, wouldn't even stop doing his cream dance!"

by justalittlefish February 4, 2010

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports, to school, to being awesome. If someone says: "You're the cream of the crop!", then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler than everyone else.

When you're adding an Urban Dictionary definition to lecture others about their misspelled words, you're going to find that you will have a greater chance at becoming recognized within the cream of the crop of visitors, on the website's most highly regarded definitions, if you also actually spell your words correctly .

##ultimate #best #elite##grammar

by ju3rg June 26, 2017

creamjeanery

Something that causes a dude to have the ultimate desire to line the inner walls of his jeans with sweet creamy goodness.

I was walking my dog today and i saw this fantastic rock that i felt was a prime example of creamjeanery, and thus, i had to go home and change.

by Allison Cameronnnn September 13, 2009

silent cream

Is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. Most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.

"She woke up with some silent cream on her face, I hope she know's who did it."

"I silent creamed my date last night before I snuck out and went home."

by Fredje Frederik November 22, 2009

ice Cream Truck

a secret kidnapping truck for slaves

eeeeee ice cream truck

by clipzisreewee January 7, 2020

My/Mochi Ice Cream

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.

Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!

by always sl3epin April 7, 2021