mac & crash

Consists of eating mac and cheese, then going to sleep.

Guy 1: Hey man, you gonna catch the game tonight?

Guy2: Nah, I'm exhausted. I'm about to mac & crash.

by cheesyconfessions February 6, 2010

Smash and Crash

To purposely become intoxicated and either pass out or sleep on a floor/bed/sofa/animal/member of the opposite sex at an appropriate social event.

"Mark, are you smashing and crashing at that partay tomorrow?"

"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"

by alexbericheath October 4, 2008

identity crash

Sudden and catastrophic collapse of an individual's ability to keep all the threads of his or her online identity straight when the individual joins one too many social networks.

I was ok keeping up with Facebook, Flickr, and Myspace, but after throwing lawlink, Last.fm, and Orkut into the mix, I had a total identity crash and forgot what went where.

by cbl September 22, 2007

Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!

Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!

by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013

Car Crash

When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.

Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...

by Nintendo Portable Device June 17, 2018

German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)

Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.

by Bob0008 January 4, 2009

Crash Your Squad

When someone is new, or hasn't found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.

New Kid: Hey can I hang with you guys?

Squad Leader: Sure, and we made plans for later if you wanna hang
New Kid: Thanks for letting me crash your squad, dude.

by bæAndsquadOnfleek September 25, 2015