crast

Abosultly Nothing at all.

Person 1 : Hey what's that you have behind your back?

Person 2 : CRAST!

by BobMcVicBob February 18, 2008

Cranatical

I must first say, I am startled that this vital word has not already been defined. But, as it has not been, I feel it is my duty to do the deed. Put simply, cranatical is a mixture between crazy and fanatical. In truth, however, cranatical has a far more complex definition. Its utterance is to be taken seriously, though not without a dash of lighthearted humor--true to the AmerEnglish tradition, cranatical is a hybrid of two words, the lovechild of insanity and exuberance, ecstasy and madness, rhapsody and hysteria. Cranatical should not be used too often, due to its intensity, but when used, it should be shouted, screamed, yelled, and expelled from its speaker's mouth with fervor and ferocity.

Example One:

Upon finding himself chock-full of some kind of unbridled enthusiasm (drug induced, one might infer), T-Bone vociferated:

"Shit is cranatical!" Referring to his evening--and experience--thus far.


Example Two:

Upon arriving at a rather boisterous festivity, Shaquifa said to her male counterpart, Dutch:

"Damn boy, this party's fuckin craNATICAL"

(Note how Shaquifa chose to stress the latter segment of the word--this is commonly done to further emphasize its meaning)


These are merely two of countless instances where cranatical is an appropriate word choice. Given its versatility, I urge you now, reader, go now out unto the ripe Earth and speak this prodigious word with pride.

by l.n.r. February 17, 2009

Cranston West

The high school on the better side of Cranston. Full of kids who actually have the grades and the money to go to college, although we don’t even have to go to college because our daddies are still there to buy us what we want. Our money may not buy us happiness but it does buy us therapists and cocaine. Our parties are more lit because we can actually afford the good booze. The only deaths around here are suicides but I mean who isn’t suicidal these days? Our ACs may not work but we have AirPods to keep us cool. We don’t need heaters because hoes never get cold and we have Juuls to warm our lungs. Also haha we are hotter

Did you say Cranston West? How’s your dad doing?

by William the III April 14, 2019

captain crabsticks

a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them

jordan stop eating those crapsticks or you'll turn into captain crabsticks

by the one and only kyle January 18, 2005

cranston ri

Cranston RI, an ethnically divided city in RI. This city is composed of the east side (home to middle class Asians) and the west side (home to upper class Italians). The Asian youth consider themselves to be "Hood" or "From the ghetto" based on how expensive the west side is, when in reality the east side isn't at all the slums. The western youth, due to their parents accomplishments, think they are above everyone and are entitled to everything. Both youth suffer from a distorted sense of reality. The mayor is Allen Pung.

Cranston RI

by StuckInRI October 21, 2013

Crapster

Someone who levels up faster than most people to the point of almost speedrunning.

Dude 1: I gotta level up to beat that boss dude.
Dude 2: Just do a crapster my guy

Dude 1: How is that guy level 57? Wasn't he level 3 like Yesterday?
Dude 2: Yeah but I think he did a crapster

by Punk04 January 19, 2021

crapstick

Chapstick with grosse stuff on the end of it. Usually from having dirty lips before application.

Dang, you just made some weird crapstick there. Yuck!

by satandracula November 25, 2009