Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
Example 1
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible
guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.
guy A leaves
example 2
Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.
Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.
Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011
Get the Cracked Addict mug.Someone who is full of themselves and won't engage in any illegal activity. Most commonly used in South Ireland
He's a bit of a cracker. He won't even talk to you unless you call him by his full title. Like who's going to say Mr Gordon Konrad Sarasti Mochizuki Everytime.
by Mr GordonKonradSarastiMochizuc November 7, 2019
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1. the after effect of a drug binge.
2.a person who is burnt.
3.too many drugs
4. something is fucked.
2.a person who is burnt.
3.too many drugs
4. something is fucked.
"man i'm all cracked out from that party"
"man, that person is cracked out"
"that was pretty cracked out"
"man, that person is cracked out"
"that was pretty cracked out"
by jilldo December 27, 2003
Get the cracked out mug.tweaker 1: "dude, you look sooo cracked-out."
tweaker 2: "really? i've been up for like 3 days. want a line?"
tweaker 2: "really? i've been up for like 3 days. want a line?"
by aaron fuentes July 23, 2008
Get the cracked-out mug.1. exactly what the name implies; a cracker-faggot.
2. a title for an annoying (generally white) person, who may or may not be gay or faggotty.
3. a general insult for an irritating person, regardless of their race or sexual orientation
2. a title for an annoying (generally white) person, who may or may not be gay or faggotty.
3. a general insult for an irritating person, regardless of their race or sexual orientation
my french teacher is the biggest cracker-faggot ever. not only did he give us 5 practice proficiency tests, he is a flamer as well, making the definition of cracker-faggot for him a literal term.
by acid-x July 15, 2007
Get the cracker-faggot mug.A white person (usually male), who comes across as "square" to black people. He has no swagger. He possesses none of the essential characteristics of someone to whom others easily relate.
An un-hip whitey.
An un-hip whitey.
(1) If you had to look this up, you are probably a cracker-ass honky!
(2) Stephen Baldwin is a cracker-ass honky.
(2) Stephen Baldwin is a cracker-ass honky.
by Jick Rames, Snitch! December 17, 2011
Get the Cracker-Ass Honky mug.When a group of males in a circle ejaculate on a saltine cracker and the last person to eject his sperm onto the cracker has to eat the cracker.
by Soggy Saltine June 20, 2012
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