mexican cousin

a Mexican liquor distilled from the fermented sap of an agave; tequila.

I wanna kiss my mexican cousin once again

by Petabread July 18, 2006

The Cousin Eddie

When you nut in her butt and yell, “Shitter’s Full!”

I gave her “The Cousin Eddie” in her her ass the other day! That shitter was definitely full when I was done!

by The One Who Remains December 5, 2022

Cousin Al

Generally regarded as a ponce

My Cousin Al always borrows money from me and never pay it back

by [e-mail] January 2, 2020

Devils Cousin

Something that is bad that you do not like.

E.g. Tuna is the devils cousin

Tuna is the devils cousin

by Ell Tel October 4, 2015

Winer Cousins

Two or more guye that are banging the same woman

Obie trice and Eminem both fucked the same girl. they are now winer cousins

by Demi Tamwood January 30, 2010

Cousin Joey

Noun refering to a type of relative you try not to talk to.
Definitions:
1. Some one who is completely socially retarded
2. Some one who is accused of being mentally disabled.
3. Some who is constantly silent but when does speak up is an asshole.

Girl: Who was that guy walking to target dancing and bobbing his head.
Relative: Cousin Joey.
Girl: Oh no wonder he looked like he had down syndrome.

by lolzuracat February 22, 2010

second cousin

If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.

Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.

by mikm June 6, 2005