cosmic jizz 

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

cosmic jizz by zaksquatch July 22, 2011

Cosmic Slot 

A Cosmic Slot is the term preferred for a space vagina.

Mate she has one bangin' cosmic slot. Sparkly.

Cosmic Slot by JTram April 30, 2013

Cosmic Milkshake 

Result of a gangbang, when several guys finish in the girl, and its all mixed together.

She loves sex so much, she usually ends up with a cosmic milkshake.

Cosmic Milkshake by pinka November 12, 2014

cosmic pothole 

when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.

just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish

cosmic pothole by Otis b. green June 4, 2015

cosmic karl 

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

cosmic karl by Stickworks December 18, 2017

cosmic noise 

Noise caused by radiation outside of Earth’s atmosphere

Cosmic noise can be detected by artificial intelligence

cosmic noise by acme2004 February 9, 2018

cosmic rainbow

The resulting act of ejacualting into the vagina of a woman who is on her period

“Dude she was on her period so it ended in a cosmic rainbow”

cosmic rainbow by SamFlynn2010 July 19, 2018