Corona Canned

Corona Canned- (v) to become unemployed because some jackass ate a bat.

Dude, I totally got corona canned from my waiter gig.

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.

You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.

by Fuckcine March 21, 2020

Corona Crotch

Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.

That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.

by Murmage April 7, 2020

corona-comedy

Jokes and memes made about coronavirus and it's specific strains (e.g. COVID-19, SARS-CoV, MERS-CoV) which lighten the mood, relieve anxiety and make you feel better.

"James said: 'If you’ve ever had the water in Warrensburg, MO you’re immune to the Coronavirus'. You gotta love that corona-comedy."
"Did you see #QuarantineLife trending on Twitter, people using corona-comedy to get through it."
Janine: "You can't be making dark jokes like that about coronavirus." Me: "They ain't dark jokes, it's corona-comedy to lighten the mood, completely different".

by begin111 March 17, 2020

Class of Corona

Also known as Class of Covid, the Corona Kids, or the Quarantine Kids; This generation of students refers to the graduating class of 2020, who unfortunately had what was supposed to be their most significant and memorable stage of their senior year snatched by the spread of the silent killer disease known as the coronavirus.

Daughter: "Hey dad, what did you wear to your prom? "
Dad: "We've been through this, I was apart of the Class of Corona, so prom wasn't exactly something we did."
Daughter: "Oh... ok. Wait, does that mean you didn't have a graduation ceremony either?! "
Dad: "...*sigh*..."
Daughter: "Ha! Imagine going to school for 12 years only to not be able to graduate properly. Tuff.
Dad: "Our generation only lived through pain, little one."
Daughter: "OWAIT, not only did you not have the ceremony, but this all went down about two months before it! HAH!"
Dad: "..."

by Porongu May 13, 2020

Corona breathing

When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.

you: *corona breathing* on ur enemy
them: *catches corona virus* wtf bro
you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by shalomjackiesonenightstand April 24, 2020

Corona-Cancelled

When your plans were cancelled due to the coronavirus

Me and my friends were going to hang out at the mall, but it got corona-cancelled.

by Flawful March 26, 2020