Ty cornelius

Synonymus with trash, dookie or bad at something. Also means to fail at a simple task.

Wow, I feel like ty cornelius cause i messed ip that easy task
Damn you must be ty cornelius because you are bad at fortnite

Fortnite bloom is so ty cornelius

by Theonespeakeroftruth December 2, 2023

Mike Cornelisse Effect

The Mike Cornelisse effect is a commonly known effect in algebra where for each Mike a Cornelisse must follow. Due to the nature of Mike Cornelisse an infinite amount of Mike can be created in between Mike and Cornelisse, causing the amount of Cornelisse to also increase towards infinity. This results in a sentence of infinite Mikes followed by infinite Cornelisses

Person 1: 'Hey did you hear about the Mike Cornelisse effect?'

Person 2:'Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse'

Person 3:'Oh no, he is going to Mike Cornelisse infinity'

by NotMikeCornelisse December 1, 2024

Beth Cornelius

A Beth Cornelius is the description and term for when one takes a bowel movement that is so foul smelling and malodorous it strongly bothers the person that took the bowel movement.

This morning I took a Beth Cornelius that had me running out of my bathroom due to the pungent odor.

by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 4, 2025

Beth Cornelius

When you take a dump and the lingering odor is malodorous and smells so bad you have to open doors and air out the room this is known as a Beth Cornelius. A bad smelling bowel movement that strongly lingers is a Beth Cornelius.

Beth Cornelius showed up and we had to open every door in the house.

by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025

Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

Place it now cornelius

The exact dialogue of a clash royale tiktoker when making a specific video.

This video consists of the oppositions tower on a low hp, and the player attacking constantly places things on the bridge. Miraculously, the opponent defends each card perfectly, including placing skeletons to protect the princess tower from a lightning spell. What makes it even more entertaining is that they use the heheheha emote at every successful defence
The implied strategy is that two friends are sat in a goon room, in a friendly battle, telling the other what they are going to place and when.

At the end, the players whose pov we are watching, places a rocket on the tower, therefore winning the game.

Albie: “HaHa this is great content, alright place it now Cornelius.”
Cornelius: “Right away chef 🤓”

by Kimmyhead6969 April 29, 2025