Coming down the escalator

A phrase used to describe the first in a series of very bad decisions.

I can't help but feel like he might be coming down the escalator...

by Δεκλαν October 5, 2020

Second coming

When you burp up smoke after smoking

Rodney: *burps up smoke* “woah man, what just happened?”

Kurt: you just had a ~second coming~

by gillygoat December 13, 2019

The second coming of Jesus Christ

Someone that can turn their poop into wine.

Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."

Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"

by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021

Cooming

Agh.... it appears that i'm cooming once again. this always happens at the end of a successful jerk session. i've arrived once again just like the countless times before. ya know jerking off really makes me thing about like and existence as a whole. are we just here to die? is my only life purpose jacking off? hmm.

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH I'M COOMING I'M COOMING.

by lleelliissaass December 27, 2020

corking

The act of holding your bowels inside for as long as possible, even days.

He's been corking for a week now, i'm sure he's toxic

by Trini Grasshopper February 29, 2008

its coming home

when all the plastic supporters think they're frontline. They put on their story 'it's coming home!' but have no idea what it means, Disgraceful.

Football's coming home!! Said Larry
'Its coming home! Screamed John

by meaty vegan July 10, 2018

coming out of the attic

When someone discovers and reveals to others that they are, in fact, Jewish.

Derived from the Diary of Anne Frank.

Considering how stingy he is, I should have known it would only be a matter of time until Matt was coming out of the attic.

by Xonium May 19, 2010