Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.

Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!

by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009

corde et manu

From Latin 'cor' and 'manus' meaning 'by heart and hand.' It's a term used to verify the intentions of someone or the truth about something.

Pronounced in an elided fashion: kordet mahnoo.

Todd: Was Hitler really that fucked up?

Nick: Yeah, corde et manu.

by FlaccidWalrus February 24, 2011

shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse

"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."

by regretrhombus June 28, 2017

Aux cord

The key to freedom

Aux cord

by Mcsorelydad69 September 1, 2021

in the cods

A catchall phrase used, alternatively, (1) to express emphatic truth to the original statement. (2) to literally hit someone in the crotch.

(1) I banged a wham last night. Really? In the cods!

(2) Where'd you hit him? In the cods.

by Tremendous February 24, 2008

play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something

she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them

by soupppuddle January 2, 2022

yugio cards

1. Overpriced toilet paper

2. Guaranteed to make you a fan of the pokemon card games.

Yugio cards are good for nothing but wiping the turds off your ass. The game sucks and everything about Yu Gi Oh is utter shit.

by J.L. November 29, 2004