Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.

Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.

by Andy K April 5, 2004

Of Courserus

Of course

Of courserus you can jump off my building

by JaySin86 August 7, 2011

blown off course

(Being, verb): coming late to work because of a snowstorm, icestorm, or sandstorm.

I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather.

by Sexydimma January 5, 2015

collision course

Quoteth I, "Jay-Z/Linkin Park...
I daresay Watson, is not it reminiscent of a nigga-cracka circus show?"

Wow, this shit is so retarded... no wonder only losers listen to this trash.

by Downhill Denial March 8, 2005

Bitch course

An extremely hard and annoying course at university/college

Joe: mannn.. that PHY131 is such a bitch course!! it's wrecking my gpa!

Random guy: I feel for ya dude!!

by Mr.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX February 24, 2011

five course meal

Fuck

Five course meal.

by Alisonxweird September 26, 2017

collision course

Exactly what the title is trying to say to the target audience. A collision course that just happened to be one that most people had hoped never would have come. Possibly the worst blend of rock and rap since only one is truly accomplished well which is ironic because the more credible artist of the two that "blended" is Jay-Z.

MTV's Ultimate F*ck Ups first CD.

by Jenter-Senten January 18, 2005