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Sugar Coochie

A woman who is so good in bed that it makes men buy her stuff.
From an episode of Cougar Town, after a lady admired Jules' Viking range: "Who'd you get to buy you that oven? You must have a sugar coochie".
by xphiljunkx March 13, 2010
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wolf in sheep clothing

A enemy who pretends to be a friend
Remember John who I thought was my friend he was only my friend trying to set me up he was a wolf in sheep clothing
by Kingchandler December 5, 2015
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Dignity Cloth

A euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism.

Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.

While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
After masturbating for the ninth time before noon, David realized this is what his life had amounted to after getting dumped by his half-blind, socially awkward, deaf, mute, perpetually stoned girlfriend.

Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
by French Peasant October 5, 2010
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coochie cutters

Overly tight shorts, or pants, which conform to every fold, nook, and cranny - front and back - of the person wearing them. See camel toe They are generally the sad result of hot pants, daisy dukes, and spandex being worn by the wrong damn woman. see Blubber butt.
If you see a young lady wearing size 5 shorts, on a size 8 ass, and every lip of her genitalia is very defined and ready for inspection while she's still wearing them...
by jammer2 February 10, 2005
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floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 5, 2008
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street clothes

After work I changed from my work clothes to my street clothes.
by GothicHarajuku January 26, 2011
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coochie spiders

Spiders or any other kind of bug that may be in a nasty lake while skinny-dipping. Named for the small but very frightening possibility that they may disappear into unsavory places on a girl's body where they will lay eggs that will hatch and emerge at a very inconvenient time and place.
by Shannon L.W. March 21, 2006
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