Cocksaur

Someone who is extremely addicted to the cock.

Someone who is in love with cocks.

Someone who does a lot of homosexual anal.

A dinosaur.

Arrjibarbar:Man that kid is such a faggot.

Dude: Yea hes such a cocksaur!

by Kyle Sharpless May 19, 2007

Cockshay

1. A guy named Akshaya, (alternate spellings may include Akshay, Akshae, Akshaxel..),
that has an incredibly large cock. Desired endlessly by females.

2. Sex god. Worshipped by all.

"I so wish I was a Cockshay.."

by Cockshaydefinition3 April 16, 2009

can o cocks

Used as a insult to show not only anger, but that you also think they might have a can o cocks in the fridge proving their feminity.

It could also be, literally a can o cocks.

Maltby, You suck....go eat a can o cocks asshole.

by pastieshell May 4, 2009

cookstown

A culchie shitehouse known for producing small dicked men who frequently are found to be balding from their teens and riding KTMs. Severe inability to handle drink. Great with sheep wispering.

"Johns from cookstown"
"Aye i thought he looked like a sheep shagger"

by Pastor of muppets December 17, 2013

Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

cookstro

Its a pairing between two American Idol 7 contestants David Cook and Jason Castro.

The term came up by adding surnames "Cook" to "Castro"

In this pairing, David Cook is top while Jason Castro takes the bottom.

Fan #1: "Did you see the insane amount of Cookstro happening during yesterday's show?"

Fan #2: "How could I miss that"

by Ayusama May 25, 2008