Conversational Pipebomb

A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:

1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument

2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)

3.everybody leaving

John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?

Dave: The one down in Texas?

Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!

Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.

Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one

by TazmilyGum September 29, 2022

Conversation and Hennessy

A way of describing how you proceeded to get a person to leave with you from the night club. In it's simplest way the method involves smooth talking (conversation) and the involvement of Hennessy (high end cognac).

Nate Dog famous line in Eminems song "Shake That":
"... I met a bad b*tch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy"

guy: "How did you get her to leave with you?"
me: "Conversation and Hennessy"

by @larry October 5, 2022

quicksand conversationalist

an individual with the ability to trap you in conversation against your will. the longer you stay the more they digress as you sink slowly into their rambling world. struggling only brings up more conversation topics and thus exacerbates the problem. the whole time you are filled with dread because you know at the end you may be asked to commit to a future event. like coffee, or a month holiday.

any situation in which one is trapped in conversation against their will. the conversation is one sided usually punctuated by the infrequent 'yep' in the hope agreeing will end the conversation sooner. the trapper is the quicksand conversationalist.

by inkresistantpaper April 14, 2013

ONEOPULIZED CONVERSATION

When one speaker takes over the conversation to make it about them and their experiences. Their experiences are always more sad, happy, exciting, or depressing, depending on the subject at hand.

Have you ever had to talk with Sheila? It always turns into a oneopulized conversation, she never listens.

by MzyBT October 6, 2015

drop conversation

Akwardly ending a conversation from a need to pee whilst not telling the other person that you need to pee

Pesron 1 - ok, well, eh I have to go catch up with a friend, bye!
Person2 (to himself) - did he just use a drop conversation on me?

by Geisbdidb17353 December 9, 2015

shit conversation

A conversation that contributes nothing to anyone at all. Usually while drunk or high but sometimes just with friends.

Everyone has sat in their friend's backyard at 2:00am at one point, having a shit conversation about something stupid.

by firecharizard May 19, 2016

Stupid Conversation

When you start with a random word or topic and you keep on adding more topics till you get to about 6-50(infinite) topics and when your done with the topics you go over every topic you were talking about.

Guy 1: bro, let’s start a stupid conversation

Guy 2: what’s a stupid conversation?

Guy 1: search it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 2: *searches up* yes let’s do that!

by Mr. Pickle Man November 6, 2021