Conversation hearts

A type of inexpensive candy found at Valentine's Day. They are in the shape of small pastel-colored hearts with short messages printed on them in red ink.

Some messages might include "love you," "kiss me," "U R fine," "be mine," etc. More modern candies also include "e-mail me," or "text me."

Sally was very happy when Joe gave her a box of conversation hearts.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

dead conversation

this is when you are having a conversation via IM (facebook chat) and you it is going no where and you could care less if it goes anywhere but you continue to respond back with short worded responses.

I totally had a dead conversation with Guy today. He just would not take a hint.

by red-headed bombshell March 3, 2011

Zombie Conversation

When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.

Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"

*3 months later*

Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"

by EvenStephen August 24, 2010

law of conservation of mass-energy

This observed scientific fact that disproves the idea of a creator, for the sum of matter and energy in the universe often change form to one another but get neither CREATED nor destroyed... give it up, religious fundamentalists.

God possibly represents the energy before the universe that exploded into the universe, but most certainly gets disproved as a separate person or entity, by the law of conservation of mass-energy.

by Supermanprime666 February 4, 2013

Political Conversation

1. Code phrase used for a group of people getting together to smoke pot.

Guy 1:"What are you guys about to go do?"
Guy 2:"We are going to go talk politics."

Girl 1:"You guys going for a political conversation?"
Girl 2:"Yes, wanna come?"

by ~j.ln. April 20, 2010

conservation texter

1.one who have a irrational fear of text/typing full words
2.one who is to lazy to text/type full words so therefore they use abbreviations

1.janice stop conservation texting me and use real f***ing words
2.d*** are you going to keep conservation texting me all night or put together a coherent sentence
3. (from conservation texter) r.o.t.f.l. l.ol.

by oamaison1 July 1, 2009

Conservation of Fat Theory

The total amount of fat in the world stays constant over time. Fat can never be created or destroyed, only gained or lost. When one person gains weight, another loses it, and vice versa.

Julia seems to be shedding off the pounds whereas Lois is now sporting some thunder thighs- it must be because of the Conservation of Fat Theory.

by siosays July 19, 2011