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no-contact dishwashing

A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.

Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.
by jps75 January 6, 2010
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full contact ice fishing

ice fishing with numerous unattended fishing poles, when a fish becomes hooked on one of the poles, everybody that sees it rushes to be the first person to grab it thereby claiming the fish as thier own. usually degresses to tripping, throwing things at people, and hockey style checking fairly quickly. players usually incur injuries and broken fishing equiptment.
dude i broke my favorite ice fishing pole and two ribs full contact ice fishing yesterday, but i got that 26" char.
by TGP! January 12, 2010
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alcohol contact

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with
Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.
by UM North Quad April 24, 2010
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Chatsmanlike conduct

Chat-smin-like-con-duct. When a person continually adds value by performing activities that warrant the call of "Chat".
Jerry took the bins out & helped Bridget with her homework, that's chatsmanlike conduct
by Dollar$ Carroll September 28, 2011
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Human Contact

something i haven't had in 4 years.
My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*

so, yeah. Human contact.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 24, 2022
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making base contact

Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.
you: hey guys so are we getting ready to head to the bar now?

friends: yeah sure were leaving in ten, can't wait to get smashed!!

you: sounds great lemme just go "make base contact" first

OR

you: great if you leave any sooner Ill be over by the garage "making base contact"
by onefastmedic August 2, 2009
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Contact Juggling

The art of manipulating a man's testicles. The act should appear to be very fluid and magical, similar to Fushigi.
Mike - "Bro, I totally had some chick blow-bang me last night."

Chris - "Oh yeah? Was she pro?"

Mike - "Fuck yeah, I put my junk right in front of this bitch's face & she started contact juggling my balls. It was magic."
by Dracotic September 26, 2010
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