human centipede

The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.

Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.

by ohhila May 22, 2012

centipede

1) A multi-legged insect similar to a milipede.

2) An addictive arcade game from the 1980's.

3) Creatures that inhabit vaginas, making them uninviting according to the joke from the neglected Old Man Murray web page.

Women have centipedes in their vaginas!

by Red Devil Slim April 8, 2004

Continuim Transfunctioner

(this is the proper spelling)
1. A very mysterious & powerful device whose mystery is exceded only by its power
2. The missing object of attraction by many in a movie titled "Dude, Where's My Car?"

Have you seen the Continuim Transfunctioner!?

by Dave Buckland October 24, 2006

continental breakfast

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.

The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.

by Sommy September 8, 2004

Centipeding

The sexual act of three or more people in a chain giving each other rimjobs.

Me and my friends last night decided to go centipeding with some hookers.

by Riley Wik December 24, 2010

continuitous

Inperpetual continuity - - -- ously

I created a continuitous timeline in the storyline.

by MABECORP March 4, 2010

continental™

While engaging in vaginal sex, you pull out your dick and procede to stick it in her ass and then back to the vagina. This is repeated as many times as necessary in order to receive the full effect of the continental™. The conclusion of the continental™ is preceded by the slogan, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."

"I gave that bitch the continental™."

by DEEZ February 26, 2004