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Consume

To shove it in ya gob
I'm going to consume this pineapple
by jiminieepaboo August 24, 2017
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conservation of greatness

Usually used in sports related situations (but also applicable to all life situations), conservation of greatness describes a situation where a person has just done something earth shatteringly amazing, and then immediately proceeds to attempt another amazing action. The second action has 1% chance of doubling the glory, and a 99% chance of failure, which includes a 50% chance of making the person look like an absolute fool.

Popularly used in the game of ultimate frisbee, but possibly originating elsewhere.
'Conservation of greatness' is rarely used as part of a statement, but instead is the entire statement, said after witnessing the the failed follow up action.

Said with great joy when an opposing team fails to compensate for conservation of greatness, but with utter frustration when your own team mate has just made a fool of himself.
by Edgar R Pagan December 19, 2005
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Considerate

Careful not to cause inconvenience or harm to others.
Jay is the most considerate person I know.
by JeffersJeffers May 18, 2018
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Consuela

The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.
Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."
by seastone130 March 17, 2010
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Conservapedia

A complete disaster masquerading as a supposedly factual on-line encyclopedia. It was created as an alternative to the alleged "liberal bias" of Wikipedia in order to "protect the children" as it were. In fact, it is doing more harm than good because the information posted as factual is very often wrong, dangerously incomplete, or an outright falsehood. Use of Conservapedia as a primary source of information is not advised.
Little did Andy Schlafly realize how Conservapedia elevate deliberate ignorance to a whole new level.
by M T March 28, 2007
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consumerize

The act of succumbing to or forcing someone into the consumer mentality; usually infers negative connotations.
James totally consumerized himself during a spending spree at the mall, buying an iPhone AND 3 pairs of Gap jeans.
by philipacamaniac February 27, 2008
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Constructive Bitchicism

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
by Chario September 3, 2012
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