CongeeledMoney

The act of hiring a prostitute to stick an eel up your butt, pull it out and then slap you repeatedly in the face. A version of congeeled but with a paid participant

"Greg, what is that smell? What is all over your face?" "It was a late night, I was alone in a strange city so I ordered Congeeledmoney".

by Kahnnnnn November 1, 2018

congrenate

The ability to tapdance like a dinosaur.

1. Dude look at that bitch congrenate!
2. what an awesome congrenater you are.
3. I can congrenate better then you!

by dan paepke April 17, 2007

congenitopathy

a congenital disease.

The boy has a congenitopathy. He has been suffering from the disease since his birth.

by uttam maharjan January 19, 2013

congrehate

Portmanteau of "congregate" and "hate". The act of gathering in an echo chamber (like Tumblr) to espouse unpopular, illogical and otherwise unpleasant opinions.

"I swear those fucking SJWs get together and congrehate all over Tumblr."

by NaugthforNot November 10, 2013

confeeded

Constipated after being fucked in the ass repetitivly

I gotta take a shit but im so confeeded .
Do you have any stool softener to help me not be so confeeded

by danothemano14 October 10, 2016

congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

Congregaytion

A group of three or more gay people, typically either going out to do something fun or just hanging out in a generally gay manner.

Hey, do you want to join the congregaytion tonight? We're gonna go see Cameron Post.

by eupocalyptus September 2, 2018