Skip to main content

Excess Concert Rubbish

What's left on the ground after a concert. Usually after more hardcore or grindcore and metal concerts, after the mosh, & crowd surfing. Items inlude: Licences, Money, Keys, Broken phone parts, and pretty much everything inbetween. Usually though, it's trash & pointless stuff.
Person 1: "Dude look! I found this 1997 boyscout key chain after that Korn concert on the ground!"

Person 2: "Come on, dude, Put that down, it's just excess concert rubbish."
by Luci Smythe May 10, 2009
mugGet the Excess Concert Rubbish mug.

immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.
"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."
by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018
mugGet the immaculate cornception mug.

Casket Concert

Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.
I wasted $80.00 to watch an another Casket Concert by a 86 year old musician.
by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020
mugGet the Casket Concert mug.

jones beach concert

A concert venue where a bunch of Long Island girls congregrate and take a plethora of photographs to post on Instagram.
Basic Girl 1: Are you going to see One Direction?
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.
by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014
mugGet the jones beach concert mug.

Infinite Covid Concern Theorem

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room
"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"
by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022
mugGet the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem mug.

concern troll

A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of "concern," to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power. They point out problems that don't really exist. The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue. It is viewed as insincere and condescending.
A concern troll on a progressive blog might write, "I don't think it's wise to say things like that because you might get in trouble with the government." Or, "This controversy is making your side look disorganized."
by thevineyard May 9, 2007
mugGet the concern troll mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email