control freak

Person who instinctively needs to manipulate others. Control is the motivation in any scenario. Cunnning; may be disguised as other type of freak, such as a clean freak. Often speaks highly of chaos.

Quickly cleans up after you, as if to suggest, 1) You're not clean enough. 2) This is how you need to do it.

Will also move your things around in a seemingly banal way.

by Bronco May 31, 2004

Birth Control Hole

Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.

After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.

by Chocolate Jizz March 24, 2006

controller thrower

A video game that is so frustrating and difficult that it will make you lose your temper and throw your controller. The result behind thousands of broken controllers, tvs, and game systems.

Guy1: "hey is that a new TV?"
Guy2: "yep."
Guy1: "what was wrong with your old one?"
Guy2: "I broke it playing X-Box. That new video game is a real controller thrower..."

select difficulty: easy, medium, difficult, controller thrower

by i throw controllers March 31, 2007

Congroovesive

Something that helps you get your groove back.

The hot man on the beach was very congroovesive for Stella.

by pandasauce February 21, 2015

breath control

The lung capacity control that a singer possesses, which affects how long they can sing or hold a note before they need to take a breath. The same concept applies to rappers, only it affects how long they can spit lyrics before they take a breath.

Ace: Hey bro between Busta Rhymes and Twista, who has the best breath control? I'd go with Twista.

Deuce: Busta Rhymes all day. His breath control could smoke Twista anyday.

Tre: You're both wrong. Bill Withers outclasses them both combined in his sleep. Double housed.

by D. Liverance May 18, 2013

Controller fap

1. Pressing a button on a console controller rapidly.

The chainsaw battle in Gears Of War 2 made me Controller Fap.

by Bweeman August 22, 2010

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011