comment hog

When two people start up an off topic conversation through comments on someone's facebook status.

ALEX: *status update* my turtle died...:'(

*comments*
RAINA: I heard Kima's selling turtles online! I want one!

KIMA: Only 3 dollah! XD

ALEX: MY pet just died! Who the hell cares about Kima?!Stop comment hogging my status and let me cry in peace!

by cruiseobsessD November 28, 2010

Comment jacking

When Person A's comment on Person B's status message/post has more likes and the thread that follows is all about that comment and not about the original post at all.

Dude, stop comment jacking me all the time. I know you want to impress that girl on my friend list, but seriously, there are better ways, funny man

by persnickety.sushrut March 23, 2011

commentatard

The person who tries to be the first one commenting on any given post or thread. Having nothing worthwhile to add to any conversation, such tards make themselves feel better by simply being first.
They usually stop being a tard once they've accomplished the more difficult task of peeing in the toilet like a big kid.

Man: "Listen to this. According to this internet article science has found a cure for cancer and the only comment anyone made was "First!"

Wife: "What a commentatard.

by Jing123456 November 22, 2011

Commenter's Remorse

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.

Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"

by cpxander June 23, 2011

Comment stalking

When some one looks though previous posts comments on any social media and likes or comments on them. Comment stalking is similar woth comment sections

Spongebob commented on my post from a month ago, he is comment stalking

by Domclems November 30, 2017

commentainment

A commentary in the form of entertainment (e.g. movie or play)

Dude, that Laundromat movie was commentainment

by CheechIsCool January 29, 2020

Commentary Kiddie

Commentary Kiddie or leafy clone are kids on tiktok or any social media who force there voice to try to sound older but in reality they sound like a grandpa who’s been smoking for 40 years and they have one of those shitty ass mobile game in the background and they’re usually really annoying and toxic and they will try to make some excuse why there voice sounds like a crack cocaine smoker like “bro I have a thyroid condition!!!” (Sorry for bad grammar I made this at 4 in the morning)

glitzy.wockyslush: bro normal gang bro normal gang 😈😈😈😈😈

hornymidgetsex420: stfu commentary kiddie

by anonymous January 16, 2021