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Slowest Common Denominator

The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.
1st guy) Why is this traffic moving so slow.
2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator
by escyr July 12, 2012
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Common Sense

1. A mental consept that is used in determining what is right and wrong, safe and dangerous, etc.

2. A form of knowledge used by a, now currently extinct, species of human known as Intelligent Individuals (or smart peoplez).
1. Dumbass: "Dude! I tried lighting a Black Cat in my ass and now I can't sit anymore..."

Friend: "What the fuck did you think would happen, dumbass! Use your common sense!"

2.(conversation cont.) Dumbass: "What's common sense?"
by TheTypoPoopcicle May 15, 2009
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commonwealther

A person from, or resident of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

Origins:

Massachusetts does not lend itself well to the typical suffixes (-ian, -er, etc.) attached to the name of a place to refer to someone who is from that place (perhaps because the name is not of English origin.) Thus, commonwealther is used as a reference to the fact that Massachusetts is officially designated as a Commonwealth instead of a State (although there is no legal distinction between a “state” and a “commonwealth” in the United States.).

There are three other "states" in the US that designate themselves as Commonwealths (Kentucky, Pennsylvania and Virginia.) However, the usual suffixes are applied to them (Kentuckian, Pennsylvanian and Virginian) without issue, and so a new word is not needed to describe a resident of one of those states.
Bill's not a New Yorker, he's a Commonwealther.
by defenestrator March 20, 2005
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Common Sense

Knowledge that is common only amongst those who have some...
It's common sense (c.s.)...

-Not to tailgate. (Not c.s. if you've never ran into someone else's trunk.)
-Not to lean over a rail. (Not c.s. if you haven't leaned over and busted your face before.)
-Not to feed the wild animals. (Not c.s. unless you're missing a hand or two.)
by Ace Shot May 5, 2009
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common bombins

The diarrhea poop after eating at Eagle Commons at Clarion University.
1)Dude James we gotta get back to the dorm im about to have some common bombins.

2) Uh oh i feel the Common Bombins comin.
by mattycercs October 2, 2012
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common sense

something most people don't have.
more of the world doesn't have common sense,
than people in the world that do have it.
it's something that should explain itself.
obviously.
common sense only tells you that you should know what common sense is.
by brittany hillman. April 10, 2008
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Commensals

They are unknown friends on social networking sites like Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, etc. These are the people who just adds anyone they see on social networking sites. They, most of the time, sneak into photos, videos, etc. for their amusement. They also steals pictures and posts them on forums so that they, with their fellow commensals, have something to laugh at or even jacked at.
Hey, Sarah. I see that you have a lot of friends on Facebook. So, how many of those are commensals? You know, adding someone you don't know is dangerous.
by Jake Burrows June 30, 2010
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