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10 Commandments

1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.

2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.

3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.

4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.

5- Thou shall not grill.

6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.

7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.

8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.

9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.

10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.
by Mud0Day October 13, 2020
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In-Commandant

Military Officer not having or showing the necessary skills to do their job successfully, yet promoted to rank of Commandant.
synonyms: inept, unskilled, amateurish, unprofessional, lacking ability, bungling, blundering, bag of ham, clumsy, inadequate, substandard, inferior, ineffective, deficient, inefficient, ineffectual, no good, not good enough, wanting, lacking, leaving much to be desired; incapable, unfit, unsuitable, unqualified, pathetic, cack-handed, ham-fisted, not up to it, a dead loss, not up to scratch, not know one's arse from one's elbow, couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
If you keep breathing, you too will eventually become In-Commandant. Keep breathing!
by F1abg9! November 16, 2018
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Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!
She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.
by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018
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Playdough Commando

One who claims to have served in various armed forces, yet misunderstands military terminology.
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"My friends who used to serve with me in "the CORE"

"It's CORPS, Playdough Commando" <rolls eyes>
by boguk April 27, 2009
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Super Commando

Commando plus. The condition of no underpants and being completely shaved.
"Dude I saw some bouncing in your jeans. Are you going commando?" "Even better, Super Commando! The chicks love it."
by free baller April 3, 2010
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Face Commando

Hey, are you wearing any makeup?

No, I'm going face commando today
by k-dub23 November 23, 2010
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Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.
Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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