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dirty coleman

A soldier that remains filthy regardless of how much personal hygiene he or she conducts.
PVT Snuffy is such a Dirty Coleman, he just got out of the shower and is still disgusting!
by eviloldskool September 13, 2017
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Festival of the Clom

A sacred festival honouring the Great Clom and how he saved us all from eternal damnation. It takes place every year on 30 February in a field in the middle of Norfolk. The Festival of the Clom consists of grown men and women running in circles around a large fire screaming 'Clom' while wearing nothing other than beige socks pulled all the way up their legs and crocks. All that sustains these people is the alcoholic delicacy known as Doye (fermented cat hair mixed with crude oil). This festival lasts for 3 days
Dan: Oi, are you going to the Festival of the Clom next week?
Jonny: Yeah, I'll make sure to iron my socks!
by Shlidmobile January 15, 2013
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Colombia

the most northern reaching country in south america incredibly diverse.

It's Capital Bogota populated by 6 million people has a lower crime rate than most large cities of its kind.
The cultural hub, nicknamed the "Athens of Latin America". Year round entertainment in arts, theater, museums, compiles a bit of everything you could want in higher entertainment. Not very warm but dam shinny and fun.

Just like the temperature in each region of the country varies so does it's people.

From very cold icy mountaints populated by a few shy indian farmers and lonely Park rangers (Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta), to scorching hot dessert splashed by the caribbean and some very unique people (Guajira), (Tayrona national Park) sorounded by imposing arqueological finds humid tropical jungle and pristine beaches. All within a couple hours drive. Warm old colonial and cosmopolitan cities inhabited bye some of the loudest, most effusive & downright nosiest people in the country(Cartagena, Barranquilla, Santa Marta)=These are the Costeños, living on the Atlantic coast line.

From the coffe axis of Colombia, come some of the smartest people on earth. You can probably find one in every city of the world. The Paisas, originary from Antioquia (Coffe and Orquids export, home of the infamous Pablo Escobar) and its capital Medellin, The Paisas are quick witted, savy, funny, respectfull but impulsive, sentimental, strong, curiuos and inventive. In business and everyday life they will make adrenaline flow and get things done right. But look out! for any street vendor could con your undies off and make you buy a bridge or two.

Other well known colombians include: the Pastusos, famed in jokes for their naivete; the Caleños, hot blodded and skillfull dancers with a tropical view of life; my own people the San Andreans who live in islands not far off the coast of Nicargua and speak good English, bad English and Spanish as a second language.

Everything varies from temperature to temperament, language to accent to build, color, taste, food...
45,600,000 numbers Colombia's population. Not evenly distributed, most Colombians living in the mountainous western portion of the country as well as the northern coastline. The Southern and Eastern portions of the country are mostly sparsely inhabited tropical rainforest and inland tropical plains containing small farming towns and indigenous comunnities.
Currently there is low-intensity conflict involving rebel guerrilla groups, paramilitary militias, drug trafficking and corruption. The conflict originated around 1964-1966, when the FARC and the ELN were founded and began their guerrilla insurgency campaigns against successive Colombian government administrations. It worsened with the birth of drug traffic and it's increasing socioeconomical demands. The societal structure is now unbalanced. Affecting directly and specially the lower class and the political and economical every day life.

There is poverty, crime and war in many rural aereas.
Nobody really trust politicians (who does?) or the armed forces and the public eye is jaundiced toward any power structure and have no qualms to make fun of them. In many rural areas you will here coments like: guerilla, armed forces, paras (paramilitars) they are all the same!.

As is expected in any country with these issues there is danger. So while traveling by road is relatively safe it's not so much for the very caucasian or asian who usually stick out like a sore tumb in rural areas. Usually the people abducted for ransom are employees of international organizations or oil companies.
Corrupt oficials are rumored to sell info to criminals and guerrilla in order to locate high paying victims.

Drugs are not as free flying in urban aereas as in first world countries. Drugs are processed mostly in the bush and jungle land. Colombia is well known for its illegal export of cocain, infamous drugs lords, corrupt officials and the guerrilla groups.
Rural towns where access is difficult augment poverty and crime, although poverty is not the factoring cause of major crimes like kidnappings, it's mostly organized crime rather than poor people just looking to survive.
As in any country no matter how advanced, be adviced to keep your eyes open and find out before hand where it's safe to travel.

Colombian best known symbol is Juan Valdez, this mustached paisa and his mule loaded with coffe. This logo is recognizable world wide.
There are many reasons why judging Colombia by the media is wrong, (As mentioned before in the Mr. & Mrs Smith example) But It's understandable just like we all judge other countries from what we see on CNN. Im sure the US is not chuck full of gun totting psico's and rapists, Paris Hilton's, OJ Simpsons, G. Bushes...
Colombians are among the most diverse and occidentalized latin americans.
by Norak May 12, 2007
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gary coleman

the little boy, who is now just a little man, who became famous simply by the saying, "what you talkin bout willis?".
person a; OMG IT'S GARY COLEMAN!
person b; who cares.
person a; !!!!!!!!!
person b; he's just some midget.
person a; WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!?!?
by jennanana October 13, 2005
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colombian skyhawk

a sexual position. when having reverse cowgirl, lift the girl's legs up and down rapidly and "caw" repeatedly and loudly as a bird would. this is the colombian skyhawk.
Last night, Susie was riding me then I grabbed her legs and put her in the Colombian Skyhawk, but she misinterpreted my move as the Colombian Condor. It wasn't the Condor. It was the Skyhawk. Stupid Bitch.
by UglyStick May 30, 2009
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Doing the Cocomo

phrase. Infinitive: To cocomo, Past: Cocomo'ed

To perform oral sex on a female who is menstruating with a tampon by focusing exclusively on the clitoris.

A cleaned up up version of the red beard

The Key: "It's actually not really gross at all.

Now, you obviously can't get into it like you would normally, but you can still get her off just fine."

As defined by the citizens of the best LSU website, Tigerdroppings.
Big Syl was wearing a tampon, but he still managed to get her off by DOING THE COCOMO.
by Karmapolice April 3, 2007
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Colombian Butt Blast

Where a female/male inserts cocaine into ones asshole. Afterward, the other person positions his ass near the nose of the person, then farting, causing the person to snort the cocaine with misery.
Me and my gay buddy were bored, so therefore we did the Colombian Butt Blast.
by The Colombian Butt Blaster August 14, 2011
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