clithopper

A promiscuous lesbian.

Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by Jeff Schultz January 2, 2009

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.

by rhythmshadow April 17, 2008

12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

Defended The Sword of Truth, in the Cave of Whale Penis. Legendary god Knights originating from Viking Legends. Only group of gods known to have defeated Odin and gained his powers only to relinquish in return for eternal Blow Jobs.

Sword of Truth Whale Penis 12 Penguin Knights of Coitus

by diesmiley October 29, 2010

Codith

the most awesomest person in the world.

Codith is my bestest friend

by Kellie Jyl December 10, 2008

Coitus Superiorisis

A condition resulting in abnormal, immature, and infantile behavior mixed with agoraphobia, homosexuality, unnatural parental attachment, failure to launch, pornography addiction, religious piousness, low self-esteem, and inferiority.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear that he was diagnosed with Coitus Superiorisis?!
Person 2: Yeah, we all saw that coming.

by Ramphex February 19, 2019

coit

short for 'coitis' (sexual intercourse)

"see that chick over on the couch, we're going to coit later"

by John Griffin May 12, 2004