Coitus ditch

A big fucking hole.

I'm gonna need a cartographer to map this coitus ditch.

by Wet spaghetti May 24, 2022

Cognitive Black Hole

Whenever someone takes a dogmatic position that only leads into a confined recursive feedback loop of confirmation bias, thus further reinforcing that given belief and making it impossible to escape.

Kanye West - "Jewish people control the media and the entertainment industry."
*gets cancelled for antisemitic remarks*
Kanye West - "See!?..."
dude - "damn, Kanye fell into a cognitive black hole."

by cutza November 3, 2022

post-coital patty cake

When the sex is so good that a high five afterwards simply is not enough.

Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.

by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011

post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.

Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.

by Starlicker October 31, 2014

post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.

police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."

by Lil2'high August 16, 2022

explosive balloon coitus

When a unicorn and giraffe spend the night.

If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)

by TheWorstPartyIdeasEver March 4, 2023

Oral Coitus

The act of mouth sex.

Man, last night I was about to have myself some coitus, but then she started giving me Oral Coitus with her fucking mouth.

by Bromosexual22 November 19, 2009