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Cockabugs

Ahhh! I got cockabugs on my socks.
by K2klassy October 16, 2021
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Cockadia

A penis wrapped in a tortilla.

A spanish delicacy.
"John" "Say, what are we having for lunch?"
"Mike" 'What are we having?' I'm eating a sandwhich, you can have cockadia."
by Skyisawe October 2, 2023
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Cockmageddon

Cockmageddon came from the sky and blew up our home planet of vaginatown.
by Bbozic July 22, 2011
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Cockmarket

\ˈkäk mär-kət\

A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012
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Cockabilly

A Rockabilly prick, the state one enters when they become too Rockabilly for their own good and become stuck up.
Can be recognised from their tattoos, quiffs, creepers and wanky attitudes towards non Rockabilly's
Your Friend: "Have you seen mike lately?
You:"Nah, he's way too cockabilly these days, totally ignores me"
Your friend: Why don't you try striking up a conversation with your hair in a quiff?
by meow92 November 13, 2011
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Cockaine

The ejaculate that enters the nose of the eager Blowjob Betty in the process of having her ass coke butt(ered).
Dang! She wouldn't let up, that bitch was on the Cockaine All night long!
by davis.k. January 11, 2009
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CockMantis

Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.
That CockMantis is HUGE! Lets eat it!
by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008
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