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Cockblocked by Jesus

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.
Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
by bombus August 18, 2010
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cock block combo

A chain of 3 or more consecutive cock blocks. Also known as a CBC.
1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.

2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
by vee October 11, 2010
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Cockblocktober

October 2011.

The time period between October 4, 2011 and November 8, 2011.

The first hiatus of the third season of Glee. It is nicknamed "Cockblocktober" because a few days before the hiatus began, it was revealed that characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are going to have sex with each other for the first time in the episode that airs on November 8th. The episode is highly anticipated by the fandom, but they must wait an entire month until it happens, thus instigating a cockblock among the fandom.
Person 1: How excited are you to see Kurt and Blaine have sex?
Person 2: So excited! I can't believe we have to suffer through Cockblocktober though.
by itcouldhappen--neversaynever October 5, 2011
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Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
by Jessica January 17, 2005
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cockblockin

1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.

2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.

2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
by Leezy October 9, 2006
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cockblocalypse

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.
"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"
by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007
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cockblockalips

when a women has overly huge external labia that fold over the entrance to the vagina, preventing entry.
I wanted to have sex with her, until I noticed the cockblockalips
by Ian Dustrial June 22, 2011
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