H&R COCKBLOCK

A sevice provided by someone to prevent from being cockblocked

I almost lost Sally, luckily i had H&R COCKBLOCK.

by chriswebz October 13, 2010

cockblocker

Someone who blocks the shot of someone other than themselves getting sex.

Im trying to get with boy for the night and my girl is being a cockblocker by calling me every minute on the hour.

by HoneybrwnDyme January 12, 2003

Reverse Cockblock

The act when a girl you are interested in calls on your friend to join during a date with the sole intention of using him as a cock block.

This turns the 'date' into a 'friends hanging out' scenario.

Bobby: Hey Sarah, you wanna grab a pizza tonight?
Sarah: Sure! hey John (bobbys friend), you wanna come grab a pizza with me and bobby?
John: Sure!
*reverse cockblock*

by benbjamin February 13, 2009

Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

by the word master of words July 11, 2016

cockblockjutsu

A cock blocker who is so good at cock blocking that it seems he practices cock blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.

me: The cockblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.

by Pi-nut January 19, 2017

cockblocker

its when someone blocks the cock

i mean..whatifjakewantedtodosomethingwithdirksthingwhentheygothome? such a cockblocker - Broadway Karkat ( Jordan )

by such a cockblocker September 3, 2018

Cockblock Effect

The immediate action taken by men after getting rejected online, in person, or during prom. The guy in question will usually try to put the girl on blast or expose them after romantic/sexual advances we're rejected or denied.

Rick: Dang man, I didn't get to hit last night.

John: Really bro? That sucks. You didn't have a cockblock effect and freak out did you?

Rick: Not yet. But I might post her nudes on Snapchat if she doesn't blow me tonight.

by Trebaltimore01 June 21, 2019