by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022
Get the coat hangermug. A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.
by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020
Get the dad coatmug. by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010
Get the coated balloonmug. The outer garment you are wearing when you're spoiling for a fight, which you thrust upon the floor in rage prior to the blows (physical or verbal) you rain down on your nemesis.
by Disco duck January 16, 2016
Get the Scuffle Coatmug. When an old flame comes back to heat up your dating life during the frostiest season — only to discard you as spring comes, just like an old, trusty jacket.
Sarah was sad when the spring came and Mark dumped her, not realize he had just been winter coating her while it was cold.
by Gostik December 7, 2022
Get the Winter Coatingmug. The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.
by The Coat God January 28, 2015
Get the the coat godmug. by SILENTONE805 February 8, 2008
Get the sugar coatedmug.