ClatterFuck

Thrown around the room like a rag doll and ride like a crazy rabbit! Not giving a feck where you are or whats going on, not knowing which is up or down! Breaking stuff in the process, being as loud as you can be and not giving a shit! Crazy Angry (but great to get outa your system) sex!

Think tommy teirnan used it one of his sketches!

Clatterfuck, -ed -er -erized

I destroyed the place, absolutely clatterfucked her!

He clatterfucked me so hard I didnt know which was up or down!

by ClatterFeck July 26, 2010

critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.

After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.

by g3money September 24, 2011

Critters

Under the stair dwellers, can also smell. DONT GET TO CLOSE THEY WILL BITE!

Look at all those critters.

by Tipsy trev March 12, 2019

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree was an animatronic band that came out a couple years after Pizza Time Theatre. It consists of Skeeter the Rattlesnake, Country Cal, Foxy Roxy, and of course, Tex Critter himself. Most of them today are in bad condition but are being restored and will look better than ever when finished.

“Do you remember Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree?”
“Yea dude. Remember Roxy? Damn she was a cutie.”
“I know right.”

by KenoTheTCPJfan April 29, 2020

Dusty Critter

Dusty Critter(Adjective)
Pronounciation \ˈdəs-te ˈkri-tər\

A ghetto, filthy, and obnoxious person who does not get their facts straight; a person who had evidently lived under a rock, and is not "new".

Dusty Critter- Yo!1 What is up2 homies? Look! l got a new shirt from GAP and stole a free sample from the 99 Cent Store!

Gangsta- Where you live?

Dusty Critter- The Dump.

Gangsta- You damn Dusty Critter Doodoo Critter.

by Proper English Slangs March 22, 2009

split critter

a vagina or the imprint of a pussy

im hunting the elusive split critter

by jackazz September 15, 2003

Sea Critters

The gross little sea animals that walk the sea floor. Does not include fish.

ex: Crabs

Maria won't touch the ocean floor because she is afraid of sea critters.

by Lethalxrose August 3, 2010