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A Critical Mass

are an awesome band from sudbury, suffolk in England.
They play metal music for fans of megadeth, ozzy, pantera etc
check them out on myspace
"a critical mass are awesome" a popular comment after the band have played
by rich6666 July 12, 2007
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Critical Finish

Putting the hilt of any midevil melee weapon into a womans vagina (Sword, Mace, Battlaxe, etc.)

Note- I am not responsible for any incidents.
The only orgasm I ever had was when my boyfriend gave me a critical finish.
by Sexy Samurai September 26, 2009
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Critical

When a situation takes a turn for the worse, or not to ones liking.
Josue: Aye do we have enough weed for another backwood?
Rene: It's looking critical bruh.
by iceman415 October 30, 2016
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Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
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Critical depth

Definition 1: When walking into cold water, the depth at which your balls first touch the cold water.

Definition 2: When entering a woman, the depth your penis reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.
Dude! I didn't realize how cold the water was until I reached critical depth!

Baby, I'm sorry! You're so wet i slid right past critical depth!
by tkdtchr October 2, 2011
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critical race theory

Critical race theory is the idea that since the intersection of two races is patriarchal, patriarchy must be the unit-of-race.
Critical race theory is a reference to modernism-in-retrospect, and it argues that patriarchal units constitute race.

Critical race theory is the first example of intermodernism.

It leaves open the question of what the unit-of-patriarchy is.
by metawave September 8, 2020
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Critical racism

This is the discussion that revolves around discussing racism (defined as prejudice based on race by a person with power). Having roots in the conclusions reached through analysis in critical theory which examines race, it is not in itself critical theory but favors ideas introduced by Ibram Kendi and others of similar print.
angry beaver: they're teaching the kids about critical race theory!

normal person: actually they're not, you're wrong, and they're showing kids what it's like to be aware of critical racism.
by Hatchettwit November 5, 2021
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