Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon: everything you have read up to this point is absolutely true :)

Good Food, Great Friends, Slammin Babes!

Nerd1: Thank God I'm gonna be rich so I can buy my girl one day
Nerd2: Yeah, I've always wanted a Dell

Nerd1: Dude, she's hot
Nerd2: Dude, she's a visitor

Nerd1: How bout her?
Nerd2: Definitely a 4 out of 10. . . too hot for Carnegie Mellon

by davidtepper October 29, 2007

Carnage Blender

By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.

"I spent nine hours playing Carnage Blender last night"
"haha gg n00b lol"

by Riley K December 24, 2004

carnie

The scary people who work at carnivals.

A smelly carnie with four teeth missing was hitting on me

by tatertot208 May 31, 2005

carney

A desperate person who survives through trickery and the eating of human flesh. They have no life or soul and can be found in trailers, carnivals, and on a couch drinking GO2 Cola. Much like thiers zombie bretheren they can only be killed by cutting of thier head or destroying their brain.

I don't like walking past this creepy graveyard there could be a hungery carney waiting in there.

by truthspeaker101 June 19, 2009

Cairn

A simple pile of rocks, mainly useless, unless you like rocks..

Not very interesting.

Just..the

"I'm gonna go make a cairn"

"I'm gonna go knock a cairn down"

"Why do cairn's exist?:/"

by Larabofsoban February 2, 2012

carniceria

is mexican style butcher that specializes in mexican style bbq meats.

We went to the carniceria and picked up 10 pounds of carne asada for 20 bucks!

by dirtysanchezmaster January 20, 2009

Carnage

The god of all super villains. Easily the craziest bad guy to ever grace the pages of a comic book. It took the Marvel equivalent of Superman to kill this beast. Made of the nastiest stuff you can find and darn near unkillable.

Carnage found Spiderman and Venom hiding, killed them and then gave them to his children as toys. After digesting, he then ate his children and went on a mindless killing spree across the Marvel universe.

by Chris<3'sCarnage August 24, 2009