Church of Jupiter

A religion based on the idea that Jupiter is an omniscient God.

The Church of Jupiter was created by a group of random kids just so that they could show how easy it is to make a religion. Dang.

by TheChurchofJupiter July 01, 2020

Church of Blanchett

a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.

"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"

by stanblanchett June 04, 2021

church rat

a child who doesn't know their dad is secretly gay

- Sam just told me that his dad is gay, he's a church rat no longer!

by gus man November 08, 2022

beer church

A bar that opens early on sundays. The word "beer" is sometimes omitted as an understood modifier.

"Bye! See you in beer church!"

by Norm!! October 22, 2006

Church of Senko

a place of degenerates on reddit and discord, dedicated to a fox girl in anime

Person A : I wanna go to the Church Of Senko
Person B : no don't you'll be a degenerate

by kirizui August 27, 2020

Church Clout

Clout which is obtained by being involved in church activities such as volunteering or working events.

(In church service) “Dang, you see than new guy? He’s volunteering for that church clout, man”

by TheRealDeal003 November 19, 2019

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

by PrincesaLatina21 May 01, 2022