Chuck Norris 

He is the most awesome person and will pwn ur face with his unstopable roundhouse kick. He is also the king of the universe.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars, thats why there no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris invented water.

China used to border North America, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it through the Earth and up the other side.

Automobiles were made to get away from Chuck Norris, not be outdone he invented the car accident.

The reason why the universe is expanding is because it is trying to get away from Norris.

The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider, Chuck Norris was bit by a radioactive god.

Chuck Norris by eman7770777 October 7, 2010

chuck norris 

Chuck Norris: Only man to ever catch all 150 original Pokemon in under 2.7 seconds

Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris): Bulbasaur!! I choose you! VINE WHIP NOW!!

chuck norris by HarT [<3] April 3, 2006

Chuck Norris 

To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.

to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)

Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass

Chuck Norris by Phat Daddy December 22, 2006

Chuck Norris 

The creator of language.
The curer of polio: roundhouse kicked a bottle of aspirin instantly creating the remedy.
Father of infomercials.
Father of Steven Seagal.

I'm gonna Chuck Norris my way to fame and advertise this piece of shit!

Chuck Norris by lyrix4u December 5, 2007

Chuck Norris 

The brother of God, the favorite of his Mom, and kicked Satan's Ass... Plus, God was sooooo jealous, He left Chuck Norris out of the Bible.

Erm no example. Chuck Norris will shoot me from his eyes if I wrote one...

Chuck Norris by wtfnoobzor October 4, 2009

Chuck Norris 

One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!

Dude its Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008

Chuck Norris 

The most powerful man in the world save one, the person who defeated him in mortal combat upon the slopes of mount olympus. The Incarnate of Zues, king of the gods, known only as Souther, managed to dodge one of Chuck Norris'
roundhouse kicks, and punched him in the face, defeating him. However even though it was mortal combat, Chuck Norris still lives, and Souther was so impressed with his god-fighting abilities that he retired from fighting, and became a latin teacher.
(There is also some speculation that this "Souther" was Chuck Norris in disguise and moved so fast that it apeared to observers that there were two people.)

Student: "my teacher fought Chuck Norris and won"
Uninformed Student: "No, nobody can beat Chuck Norris"
Student: "no, for real, they trained at the same dojo, and my teacher beat him in a spar"
Uninformed Student: "no way! He'd have to be like Zeus or something"
*Uninformed Student explodes because he is simultaniously hit by a lightening bolt and Chuck Norris, who greatly respects the only man to ever defeat him*

Chuck Norris by KadanJoelavich October 25, 2006