Christian Climer

The lead guitarist of the band There For Tomorrow. Christian used to have long, pretty blonde hair but he cut it and dyed it brown. Christian has a lisp, stutter, and he's colorblind. He seems very ADD, funny, and nice. He's a total studmuffin and a badass guitarist.

Girl 1: "Can you believe Christian Climer cut his pretty hair?!"

Girl 2: "He looks so much sexier with it short."

Girl 1: "I guess..."

by RageFace September 27, 2009

Fundamentalist Christian

Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)

Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)

by Hazard13 July 1, 2008

Christian

A guy who gets offended by a random Swede.
The individual doesn’t have to do anything negative, they just need to exist.

Swedish person:* Sends text* Good morning
Christian: *Leaves town*

by 00Terah00 April 26, 2019

Christian Democrat

Someone who is a Christian and a Democrat.

They prove not all Christians are Republicans.

Most of y'all think that Christian Democrats don't exist, but they do.

by Chrisitan Democrat December 30, 2008

Christian sleepover

when you go home and have a sleepover with someone you are romantically interested in but all you do is cuddle and kiss

Jessica: "I went home with my GSI last night but we just had a christian sleepover."

by mkvan January 21, 2017

Christian Fat Kid

the last person to get picked

Team Captain 1: I want Amber
Team Captain 2: I want Alex
Team Captain 1: I want Daniel
Team Captain 2: Fuck now I'm stuck with the christian fat kid

by ImNoService July 13, 2017

Christian Wan

Christian Wan is a music teacher in La Salle College. He is most famous for playing the wanlodica, his own invention, which is very similar to a melodica. He also plays the piano with tremendous effort. He has the shiniest head in the world. He also has broke the Guinness World Record for the 'Shiniest Head in the World' and has won the "Shiny heads'" trophy for 40 consecutive years, bypassing the previous winner, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College, ie., Tong Wun Sing.

Announcer: I herby announce the shiniest head in the world belongs to...... Christian Wan!

by UrbanDictNoob February 13, 2020