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Chockers

Australian slang for "busy", comes from Chock-A-Block
Guy: Are you up for going shopping tonight?
Girl: It'll be chockers, can we go somewhere else?
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Chocken

Chocken: In 1600's England, after a gentlemen drenched a maiden in semen (potentially multiple gentlemen at once), he would often shake chalk dust upon her to dry her body of the juices. This was done when the amount of semen was far too copious to use handkerchiefs to be wiped up. The term chocken was used to describe the women seen with the white powder on them as they roamed the streets post-coitus. This was considered a positive term used when the lady walks alongside with the gentleman as the observer would complement the man by addressing the woman "looking chocken today" whilst making eye contact with her accompanying gentleman and tipping his hat to him, acknowledging his massive loads and abundant virility.

Interestingly, the typical response from a woman in those days to any speak of carnal acts would be to blush, but it was rare to see such a response from a chocken woman. It was later discovered that they were indeed blushing, but the large amounts of chalk on their cheeks blocked the ensuing red hue of their blushes.
Allanabel: "Did you see how chocken Mabel looked this morning?"

Nathaniel: "Don't get any ideas my dear Allanabel. You know I'm far too dehydrated in the mornings to produce such jizzums and make you properly chocken. We must wait till I've had my high noon tea!"
by SixFoot6 August 1, 2017
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Chole

A loser that thinks she is cool, and will do anything to impress her crush. Basically what you would get if you mixed a Yandere with a socially awkward dweeb.
Yo, that girl is so annoying.

Yeah, she's such a Chole
by epickgamer123 November 14, 2018
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The Choclate Express

After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance
Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...

Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?
by mikethekilla August 12, 2009
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Chocked

Choking on cock. The act of gagging, deep throating.
Grace chocked while she was being a little adventurous in bed, with a big, black man. But although she had difficulty breathing, she enjoyed the chocking sensation very much.
by clit007 April 26, 2011
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Chorley FM

The name of a fictional radio station used as the 'sponsor' of Max And Paddy's Road to Nowhere

ALSO

As a result of one of the Chorley FM taglines used in Max And Paddy ("Coming in your ears"), giving a 'Chorley FM' is the act of ejaculated into a womans ear after receiving oral sex
Chorley FM - Where the listener comes first

ALSO

She has pretty low self esteem so let him give her a Chorley FM
by David Clifton January 12, 2008
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Chomlet

I huge chin omlet. A large load of goo on the chin.
I saved up for weeks and gave Cindy a huge chomlet.
by FinVader June 20, 2008
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