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Choblesome 

This shirt is very choblesome!
Choblesome by deterraleon June 23, 2022
A chocken is like a chicken only mightier. They are large and strong with giant pectoral muscles, and feet with a hundred toes. They are a menace, and cannot be slayed by an ordinary human being. Only one with strength and courage, one who posesses the Sword of Truthiness, can slay a chocken.
All hail the glorious chocken!
Chocken by Chocken Slayer April 24, 2010

Chomlette 

A chomlette is a delicious omlette using a toping of crunched up cheetos (whichever variety you prefer). This type of food is usually eaten by students who do not know how to cook or are too poor to afford anything more than these basic items.

*Note this is also the favourite food of Felicia Day.
(Reference mega64 Microsoft keynote)
''Hey Bro, whats for dinner? ... Chomlette!''

''Hey dude we only got eggs and Cheetos left...Thats cool, i'll make a Chomlette!''
Chomlette by Mr. Grumpy Gills July 18, 2009
Those toilets which you sit on and the head of your penis always touches the front. Eww. Makes it seem like it's a "chick toilet" AKA Choilet.
Jake: Aw man! >.<
Josh: What happened dude?
Jake: This is such a Choilet!

Josh: Haha! Man I hate those!
Jake: I have to like push it down, I don't want germs on the tip of my *Flush*!
Choilet by Snoopy46 September 15, 2010

Spittin' chiclets

"Spittin' chiclets" takes place when either yourself or somebody gets hit so hard, they have their teeth knocked out.
"Damn, he got hit so hard, he was on all fours in the parking lot, spittin' chiclets"
Spittin' chiclets by Bamchug April 13, 2009
When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.
A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....
Chotles by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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