Chaffage

When a male's genitals stick to the side of their leg or their underwear.

I got major chaffage right now. I need to adjust my pants.

by IceWarm April 29, 2004

your choad

See your face.

"You're in some deep shit now."
"Oh yeah? Well, your choad was in some deep shit last night. Oh snap!"

by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004

Chaffing

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.

they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!

by youwannaknowmyname?Tough March 11, 2011

choad master

Someone who has mastered sucking choads

Nick Cline from longmeadow, massachusetts is the ultimate choad master.

by cookie stealer April 23, 2003

Choad Burglar

Basically someone who burgles choads

"Hey marcus what are you doing?"
"Shhh Im just burgling this guys choad"

by Westinator December 1, 2004

Choad

A "choad" is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!!

Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!
That's one hell of a choad!

by Mike22 February 10, 2007

Chaft

A long rod used to drive certain equiment, as discribed by a Mexican laborer.

"Hey Paco, the chaft on this tractor is bent".

by Mathu1789 September 28, 2008