Chew Jaw

When you have a big night on the pingers and you inadvertently have an unconscious desire to bite your left eye ball

Brendan: Haha what about how bad Benny & Micheal look when they have a big night on the pingers

Jeff : Geeeeez mate i'd hate to be their left eye, those guys really know how to chew jaw

by timed5 August 27, 2014

Tobacco chew

Tobacco you can chew

“The tobacco chew dip dip dip” -Peachy

by Makingupwords November 6, 2018

chew-pussy

Pussy that looks like it's been through the grinder

Guy 1: yeah I was about to fuck her, and then...
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: she had the chew-pussy

by 420yolomaster420 April 27, 2016

Penny Chew

Rhyming slang for a Jew. The irony is in it's cheapness.

"You cheap Penny Chew" - When your mate doesn't cough up for their round.

" WTF i've just been Penny Chewed!!" - When someone beats you down with a shotgun on Gears of War

by Spondiferous Algae July 6, 2009

Chew The Gat

A combination of both sucking and nibbling a man, and possibly womans, penis.

Yo bro, Jeswin Chew The Gat better than half the broads ive been with at TU.

by Rumpelstiltskin1994 May 11, 2011

Jovan Chew

A short guy with rock hard abs which woman can't get enough of. An extremely cute guy who can light up a room, with bad eyesight . If you get a Jovan Chew in your life, you must cherish him. ;)

Person 1.. He is so hot
Person 2... He must be a Jovan Chew
Person 3.. Ye

by WeiRdmAgeD0N August 23, 2018

Chewing Gum

Chewing gum is a type of candy that can also somehow be good for your teeth? Yea I don't get it either. Chewing gum can also be used as a cheap laxative if you chew too many.

Emma: Hey, Olivia guess what!

Olivia: What?

Emma: I chewed too much chewing gum and now I have diarrhea.

by Shrek's father (in law) May 15, 2020