Chellur

An excited statement that is exclaimed when you agree or look forward to a plan announced by another.

Tony: Dude, bro, you wanna get some taco bell?
Jim: CHELLUR!

by Its Meecrobs January 21, 2009

splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.

OH! You just got splinter cell'd!

by Kharano March 31, 2005

cell phone

Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE

Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.

by Pantaloon January 12, 2008

sperm cell

A waste of space

You a fucking sperm cell.

by Trasher.yzy May 28, 2017

cell me about it

When a person doesn't want to have to have to read a long story via text so they tell the person to call them on the cellphone and tell them about it.

Erin: OMG... saw the guy i hooked up with last wknd and we had a crazy convo!

Laura: cell me about it!

by Carl Van December 21, 2009

Teeny Cell

A crappy flip-open cell phone (usually used by girls 13 and under) covered with gems and dumb little charms so they can try to make their crappy phone appear fancier, but instead it just looks like the dollar store threw up on it.

Teeny bopper: Oh emm gee! Look at my phone! It's covered with pink and purple gems and has a cute little heart charm on it! I know I don't have the greatest phone, but at least these 25 cent gems will make it look better!

Normal Person: Ick. It's such a Teeny Cell.

by Quinntillion March 16, 2009

Cell Block Theory

A screamo/crap band out of Markham Ontario. They have a fan base in Markham because the music scene in Markham is mostly into crap bands like Cell Block Theory.

Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.

What's funnier? Watching Hard Gay Video's on youtube or Cell Block Theory Video's?

by fuck you357434 March 30, 2009